2010 Predictions

Sylvia Browne has been making predictions for decades and she just looks crazy. So, I decided to make my own predictions because after all, I am queen of "I told you so". I am taking a monster step with my own "I told you so's" and it makes me very excited to be here with you at this momentous juncture in my delicate middle age-dom. So here are "I told you so's" for 2010.

1. The devil shows himself as he is, an angry old man wearing a red suit, with horns, pitchfork and floating flames. He comes to remind us that we will go to hell, and spend eternity with him if we don't change our ways. He will tell us that to scare the gageebers out of us so we will stop doing all of that bad stuff, like fornicating with animals and stuff.

2. Jesus doesn't come (again) this year for he is loving the drama of it all.

3. Someone will try to blow up a plane.

4. My daughter throws a party while I am gone.

5. Some celebrities will die.

6. There will be some earthquakes.

7. The Catholic church makes some new rules, changes some old ones, and continues to cross itself while praying.